Friday, November 18, 2005

Mr. Monster

The monster under my bed
is eight feet tall and smells like cheese.
His fur is green and his eyes are red,
and his dandruff makes me sneeze.
His teeth and his claws are an awful sight,
and he growls and he howls and he snores all night
... but other than that, I guess he's alright.
"Goodnight, Mr. Monster!"

He only comes out when the sun goes down,
and he hides from my mom and dad.
He pokes me and pushes my bed around,
and his breath is really bad.
He has spiders and centipedes in his hair
and he never changes his underwear,
... but it's morning now, and I don't care.
"Goodbye, Mr. Monster!"

— Ender

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